Go-Go Cops of the Olympics

Is Beijing prepared for every contingency come August when those five coloured rings join together in celebration of peace, internationalism and sportsmanship? You bet!
 
These pictures are from one of China’s official State newspapers.
 
 
Members of China's armed police operates water canon vehicles to disperse a "mob" during an anti-terrorist drill held in Jinan, capital of east China's Shandong Province July 2, 2008, roughly one month ahead of the Beijing Olympics. (Xinhua/Fan Changguo Photo)
 
Police demonstrate fighting skills and operate a flame sprayer during an anti-terrorist drill alongside Officer Alex J. Murphy (Peter Weller) AKA RoboCop in Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 action blockbuster.
 
Described as China’s “laugh riot police” on one blog, the gang of go-go cops look as though it was Elmer Fudd not Officer Alex J. Murphy whom was brought back to life as half cop – half machine.  In any case, the mini-gun-wielding troops squatting on segways look about as effective as Elmer Fudd on a rabbit hunt.