Long has Australia sat back and watched enviously as America enjoyed round-the-clock superhero protection. But now Oz has its own answer to Spiderman and Batman - the League of Australian Heroes. Cruising the streets in their souped-up Datsun (souped up as in "plus jet-engine"), this very real costumed troupe offers Aussies free "help for any aspect of (your) life". All you have to do is call.